Anti-Valentine’s Day cards for cynics
When the sickly sweetness of Valentine’s Day gets too much and for those who want to give love a wide berth, we’ve created a set of Anti-Valentine’s Day cards to redress the balance which are free to download.
Covering a range of themes from heartbreak, bitterness, claustrophobic relationships, stalking and obsession, there is a card suitable for even the most cynical of Brits.
I Can’t Breathe
Thinking Of You
Every Breath You Take
For My Valentine
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Thinking Of You 24/7
Dying Inside
You’ll Do
Oliver Brann, editor of studentbeans.com, says, “For those who have just been dumped, feel like they’ve been eternally single or who simply want to punch love in the face, Valentine’s Day can often feel overwhelming, suffocating and false. We want to redress the balance, get rid of the schmaltz, bring back the realism and show that there is more to love than kittens and roses. We know students are cynical or simply bored of Valentine’s Day and these cards are for them!”
For those Valentine’s haters, we’ve also created a list of the very best Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts. The list includes The Voodoo ex-lover doll, bacon roses and bathroom scales.
You can see the full Anti-Valentine’s Day gift list here.
All cards are free to download from the studentbeans.com website. The cards were designed and illustrated by Stewart Amstrong.
Covering a range of themes from heartbreak, bitterness, claustrophobic relationships, stalking and obsession, there is a card suitable for even the most cynical of Brits.
I Can’t Breathe
Thinking Of You
Every Breath You Take
For My Valentine
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Thinking Of You 24/7
Dying Inside
You’ll Do
Oliver Brann, editor of studentbeans.com, says, “For those who have just been dumped, feel like they’ve been eternally single or who simply want to punch love in the face, Valentine’s Day can often feel overwhelming, suffocating and false. We want to redress the balance, get rid of the schmaltz, bring back the realism and show that there is more to love than kittens and roses. We know students are cynical or simply bored of Valentine’s Day and these cards are for them!”
For those Valentine’s haters, we’ve also created a list of the very best Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts. The list includes The Voodoo ex-lover doll, bacon roses and bathroom scales.
You can see the full Anti-Valentine’s Day gift list here.
All cards are free to download from the studentbeans.com website. The cards were designed and illustrated by Stewart Amstrong.
Anti-Valentine’s Day cards for cynics
When the sickly sweetness of Valentine’s Day gets too much and for those who want to give love a wide berth, we’ve created a set of Anti-Valentine’s Day cards to redress the balance which are free to download.
Covering a range of themes from heartbreak, bitterness, claustrophobic relationships, stalking and obsession, there is a card suitable for even the most cynical of Brits.
I Can’t Breathe
Thinking Of You
Every Breath You Take
For My Valentine
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Thinking Of You 24/7
Dying Inside
You’ll Do
Oliver Brann, editor of studentbeans.com, says, “For those who have just been dumped, feel like they’ve been eternally single or who simply want to punch love in the face, Valentine’s Day can often feel overwhelming, suffocating and false. We want to redress the balance, get rid of the schmaltz, bring back the realism and show that there is more to love than kittens and roses. We know students are cynical or simply bored of Valentine’s Day and these cards are for them!”
For those Valentine’s haters, we’ve also created a list of the very best Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts. The list includes The Voodoo ex-lover doll, bacon roses and bathroom scales.
You can see the full Anti-Valentine’s Day gift list here.
All cards are free to download from the studentbeans.com website. The cards were designed and illustrated by Stewart Amstrong.
Covering a range of themes from heartbreak, bitterness, claustrophobic relationships, stalking and obsession, there is a card suitable for even the most cynical of Brits.
I Can’t Breathe
Thinking Of You
Every Breath You Take
For My Valentine
It’s Not Me, It’s You
Thinking Of You 24/7
Dying Inside
You’ll Do
Oliver Brann, editor of studentbeans.com, says, “For those who have just been dumped, feel like they’ve been eternally single or who simply want to punch love in the face, Valentine’s Day can often feel overwhelming, suffocating and false. We want to redress the balance, get rid of the schmaltz, bring back the realism and show that there is more to love than kittens and roses. We know students are cynical or simply bored of Valentine’s Day and these cards are for them!”
For those Valentine’s haters, we’ve also created a list of the very best Anti-Valentine’s Day gifts. The list includes The Voodoo ex-lover doll, bacon roses and bathroom scales.
You can see the full Anti-Valentine’s Day gift list here.
All cards are free to download from the studentbeans.com website. The cards were designed and illustrated by Stewart Amstrong.
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